Punkalicious! -Benji Madden-

July 29, 2003

mmm questions.

You said earlier that you're sick of 12 and 13 year old teenies being the only ones who think your hott, it's not true, me and my best friend(both 21 years old) think you're the hottest member of GC!! COME TO CANADA MORE, MAN!!!!!!
errr... well... yes.... i dunno i just don't think im that attractive. canada however is great. maybe i will return someday....

dat whole potato thing wasnt funny*eye twitchez*....im jk dawg it made me laugh...yah ill probably git dat done 2 jus bc u sed it....o yah....i dont care if u tell tony what i sed.........peace.....stacey
um, I don't like doing this... but I am not really Benji! Do not do what Benji says! Do not put a permanent marker of something that someone pretending to be Benji said to on your body! K? K.

that's all. bye then folks.

~benj

benji wrote @ 8:55 PM ||

oh good my blogs back to normal

benji wrote @ 11:36 AM ||

July 27, 2003

i have a buncha questions. here goes.

i read a fan fiction about "you" and "joel" haha and you guys were all homosexual and incestual lol.
ewwww thats gross... dont read it then....

this isnt really a question...more of a statment......i think ur hotter than tony.
i'm going to tell him you said that....

I wanted 2 git a tattoo 2 show off my Irish pride. What shood i git??
a potato.

how come joel is so much sexier than you?
i dunno. kinda screwed up isnt it.

do you think your brother would have some time maybe to go to a school dance cause i want people to know your that good charlotte is a cool and awsome band
um no we don't have much time on our hands anymore. it really suxxx, so, sorry, we cant come to any school dances for now. maybe someday we can start doing stuff like that again. because we are of course a cool and awesome band.

and if not you both can come just e-mail me ok thanks
we can't. and i dont know your email. problematic.

Do you think Joel feels sorry for other kids whos dad left them, too?? *mine did*
actually i'm the one who cares. joel is a soulless fiend. nah we both sympathize with all you guys. heh. i rhyme good.

Do you like cats? *i do!*
yeah pretty much. but cashdogg is special.

yep. that was a lotta questions. anyway. i'm outta here for now. keep it up fans.

~benj

benji wrote @ 11:27 AM ||

July 24, 2003

my eyeliner is gone! it's either joel or billy. probably billy.joel hasn't been wearing eyeliner recently.... that little bitch! just because billy's in a bad mood doesn't mean he can steal stuff. i'm off to go look through his makeup. after i answer my questions.

do you have a girlfriend
SHUT THE HELL UP. NO I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

wat was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
ahahahahahahahahahaha... hahaha..... not telling.

so you really don't mess around with Tony? i all seems real to me..you mention him on interveiws and stuff...
hahahaha... mess around? like are me and tony *together*? no. he's my best friend. but we make a lotta jokes.

~benji

benji wrote @ 7:03 PM ||

July 22, 2003

joel wrote this disgustingly stupid song called "for my ghetto brothers" or something. we had to forcefully tell him that it would not be on the record, that we refused to play it, and that we had no intention of making a music video for it featuring scantily clad women. and that tupac is dead, so he couldn't sing on it anyway. honestly. besides, i couldn't let a song like that be credited to my band. how unpunk. geez joel.

anyway... nothing else going on. everyone is always kinda groggy. chris has huge bags under his eyes. what is he doing, staying up all night?

question or two..

Benji when your not touring do u go back to Waldorf Md. cause i vist there a lot cause i live about 1 hour away and i go there every chance i get to see if you and joel are there!!Plus Ive seen u in concert about 7 times Good Charlottte 4 Life!! ROX ON!!
um... sometimes we're in waldorf, i love that place, its my home, but we really go all over. when we're done touring this year we're going to start recording the new album. you never know, tho, you may see me sometime... also thanxxx for supporting us. see you at the show.

What! Your not Benji!! That's terrible. I'm going to go cry in a corner now. Geez...love you, Gerry
........pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.... benji loves you gerry... now go share the essence.

Do you have a GF??
twitch...

ok. well. that's that for now. see ya.

~benji


benji wrote @ 6:58 PM ||

July 19, 2003

very lazy day, except when we had the radio play mest. good times. and then i called and said...

me: hi, this is.. benjamin. will you play wondering by good charlotte, for my dog?
radio guy: what's your dogs name, benjamin?
me: cash. cashdogg.
guy: so is benji's, from gc!
--haha, duh, dumbshit.
guy: you must be a fan.
me: uhhh.. kinda..
guy: your name is benjamin, too. like benji's.
me: yeah.
guy: hey... are you...
me: will ya just play the song?

then i hung up. fun to confuse radio stations. kinda like when tony had the radio play 'chelsea' for me... lmfao... as a joke... hahaha...... ooh. mac n cheese. gotta go.

~benj

benji wrote @ 6:53 PM ||

July 12, 2003

warped tour in san francisco today. chris is off chillin with the used. he's such a fan boy. tony is hiding in pain but to save face were going to say he was necking with me.good ole tony.

i'm pleased to see i'm getting lots of questions, though i'm appalled by these revelations about "fanfiction" and "me" and "joel". how did they find out...? nah im kidding, that really is kinda sick. i mean come on.

also i've tried to look some up where i'm not in love with my fellow band members and then im either drunk and happy, drunk and angry, or hot for some chick i've never heard of.or stoned. how does that work? fanfiction's a waste of your time folks.

ok. on to my questions.

HOW MANY PIERCINGS DO YOU HAVE?
let's count. ears: 2. eyebrow: 1. nose: 1. lip: 3. monroe: 1. that equals 8. i think. math was my worst subject.

DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? YOU'RE TOOOO DAMN SEXY NOT TO HAVE ONE.
shut up... no i don't have a girlfriend... no i'm not sexy.. remember, i was waiting for my 13-y-o teenie fans to grow up so we could get married?

k that's all. quit pushing the "huh?" button ok biotches? i'm sick of getting questions that say "ask kid vicious..."

~benji

benji wrote @ 6:50 PM ||

July 11, 2003

had a disturbing revelation the other day while i was listening to destination unknown, by mest...... "chelsea" sounds rather like its about me,not that my name is chelsea but you could easily replace it with benji... "and i hope that you miss me tonight benji!" she even has brown eyes. what the hell tony....good job writing a song about me....haha i'm kidding we're just friends but it does sound like it's about me doesnt it..

more questions!

KiD vIcIoUs RoCkS!!!
err...

did you know people write *SLASH* fics about you? slash means
boy/boy, by the way...

that's friggin disturbing dude.. me and who? maybe i'll tell them and we can sue some ass.

Whatt is your name?
benjamin levi madden... used to be benjamin levi combs but guess what my dad suxxx so combs goes away.... wanna know Joel's name? it's joel ryan reuben madden! hahaha fruit.. naw i'm playin joel has a cool name... but seriously... how do you not know my name?

do you like cheese?
kinda i guess. i just don't like MEAT.meat is bad. go vote for me on peta..... sexiest vegetarian baby.

your very sexy...do youagree?
no i dont but the way you put it makes it seem like a fact so i guess it doesnt matter if I agree now does it?if you're gonna think that then go ahead i won't stop you.... just come make out with me then hahaha

ooh and I have a new piercing..watch all things rock and you'll see it, its on my top lip kinda..on the right side, my right your left if your looking at me. isnt tht special. yes. well.

~benji



benji wrote @ 6:23 PM ||

July 5, 2003

Pic 1 and Pic 2

look, I have questions!

Do you and Joel have matching tattos?
uhh well we all have little "gc" tattoos, and joel and i both have tattoos for our brother and sister, josh and sarah... also he has a tattoo that says benjamin and i have one that says joel but those don't really match its just the gc ones.

how many tattoos deos Joel have?
i dunno, he has the two stars on his shoulders, a dragon on his leg, the josh and sarah ones, benjamin, gc, other than that i don't know off the top of my head. sorry.

whitch tattoo means the most to you?
i dont know i like my sibling ones and my gc one, but theyre all cool or else i wouldnt have had them put permanently on my body. ha. errr...

Will I ever meet you?
how the hell should i know, firstly i dont even know who you are and i don't know if you will ever come see a concert. maybe. please support me and come to a concert and i promise i'll talk to you if i can.

not much else. blahhhhh.. so sorry i'm lame check in in a few days.

~benji

benji wrote @ 5:55 PM ||



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