would you rock the Kazba with Joel if ya could?
who says i cant?
do u love jo jo
the twinkie who wrote a song about kicking her boyfriend out when shes like...13 and probably doesnt live with her boyfriend? no.
Hey Benji, Im a virgin do you wanna change that for me??!! AMK
hmm...lets think about that...no.
i heard joel lost his virginity to you
...wow.
um.... I am writing for my best friend and she thinks that
you are the best and hottest guy in Good Carlotte,but me personaly I
think joel is the best and hottest in Good Charlotte.Please don't hurt me
for saying that!
...youre a nauseating one arent you?
aww benji i was thinking of you when i saw this sticker that
said "we never outgrow our needs for hugs". how special. can i get a
hug. ; * oh ya thannx for cheering me up with those funny remarks. ; )
*hugs*
soOo Benjillina wutz up?
...benjillina? *sighs*
hey Benj.. sucks u guys didnt win the veiwers choice u were
robbed.. oh wells better luck next year.. Aimz
yeah, but oh well. good for linkin park.
chunky munky!
i have two words for you: ass. hole.
Hey kiddo.....how come u dont wanna lick of my flavour
bar...does it disgust u in more than 1 way...come on, it looks better then u and ronald mcdonald
pshh. how do you know? oh, thats right, you dont! why? cuz that was a rumor you friggin fucktard.
would u like 10 year old girls if there punk rockers
ew. no.
do u really think that u and joel look alike
considering we are identical twins...
Nice tinky winky... a lil boner @ Warped I see? lol sorry for
that fat dumbass who threw the water bottle @ ya. I never got to meet
you or any other members of gc.. lol you're right, the warped advice
came too late. When are you guys touring for TCOLAD? (Chronicals)??? when
can I have dates?
heh. yeah. wow. we start touring in october, just keep checking the website for dates.
QUITE being stuipd and i'll be nice?? dude watch what your
spelling
ha. haha. i like how "you're" is now spelled "your". dumbass.
Alright.. Me and Tony talked it over... I get you on the odd
days, and he gets you on the even days.. I got the better end of the
deal acutally. I have you 4 days and he has you 3! HAHAHA~ He shouldnt be
so selfish. LOL. Really it was decided fairly!I told him heads I win
tails he loses and he agreed! hehe.. but you know.. I'm sure 3 can have
more fun than just two.. -Mad love & Later Dayz-Trist* P.S I can only
call you once a week now.. that sucks major ass. Ya' know?!
hehehe, score. that sucks about the calling thing though, i'ma see if i can call you at all.
First you're against corporate sellout companies, ie
McDonalds, yet YOU'RE the one going out with him? What the hell? - Cassie
...what the fuck are you on? seriously. no one said i was against corporate companies. hurley gives me free shit. and explain to me how a company can sellout? isnt that the point of a company? to sell shit?
hey on the backround picture i cant c ur face, is it my
computer?
yeah probably. either your screen resoultion is too big, or you're on a mac.
yay!! i get a prize soo.. what is it? hmm could it be a
purple munkee?? wait nahh i already have one of those.. maybe its a hat for
my purple munkee.. lol oh well i guess ill have to wait and see.. *goes
and sits by letter box* hehe rock on "benji" Love *aimz*
you can fully have a hat for your purple monkey, lol.
Simpsons Christmas Boogie!
rad.
What does BTW mean? I've never been able to figure that
out....
by the way.
haha sorry about the Joel/ Hilary thing.. hope their children
don't rape you in the night...
what? why would joel and hilary's children rape you in the night? you scare me.
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html lol that's the best
isnt it though? cool shit right there.
thats all kids.
-benj
benji wrote @ 3:15 PM ||
Update? Update.
hahah just cant take the urge to show my fucked up remarks huh
what the fuck are you talking about?
my nail almost fell off.ouch.-Crystal
ick. no good.
there will always be something for you to say about us retard kids huh
probably. quite being stupid and maybe i'll be nice.
hey fuckalicious whats up
fuckalicious...that's a new one. not too much. you should all go listen to plain white t's. they rock me like a hurricane.
hey benj i forgot how old you were. *Ahem....and i do mean the "benj" i am talking to
...you should know that questions like this aren't gonne get answered...you wanna know, then go get my email and ask me there. until then, 25.
how do kids know how to come to this erbsite
erbsite. nice. i dunno. i guess it's listed on the blogger user pages or whatever, so that's probably where they find it.
the way you talk......it's just...EWWW!!!hahahahehe. no offence bro
that was articulate.
is joel whit hilary duff?? :
...first off it's with w-i-t-h, second, no he's not, third, would you people PLEASE just let this shit go?
who the fuck is Sasha???? plz tell meeeeee!!!!
your face. sasha is your face.
Why are you so damn hot?
because i routinely light myself on fire.
Tony Called, he wants his dildo back that you borrowed a few nights ago.. by the way, what are you doing with a dildo anyway?... and what is Tony doing with one?? *GRU-PEES!!* BAD BOYS!! I'm gonna..i'm gonna.. I'm gonna do something! I just dont know what yet... Ohh.. I'm gonna tell your mommies on you!! HAHAHAHA!! *Runs to go grab the phone to call Ms. Madden & Ms. Lovato* HAHAH!! NAH NAH!! BOO BOO!! I'm Gonna Get You!! HHAHAHAHAH!!!! *Sasha*
yes...groupies...*shifty-eyed gaze* heh. heh. that's it.
hey benji your so cute,your an inspiration,you saved my life,and your so hot!!!what do you think of simple plan?
*twitch*
mwahahahaha *cough* i'ma take over the world!!!!!!!!!!! yay...u wanna help??
what are you gonna do when you have possession of the world? hmm?
What's going on these days I havent seen you in so long....what went on those dayz... Ive missed you so much.. all those days when we drank way too much.... ^_^ *Mad Love-Trist-*
^.^ i luff you trist, lol.
Well.. you know.. Sasha has Joely.. and they're always busy together.. and well.. I never have Sasha to talk to anymore.. and Joel's never there for you two to "talk" anymore.. so um.. how bout me and you hook up sometime? ^_~ Later Dayz & Mad Love *Trist*
sounds like a plan. though you might wanna check with tony about that one.
Hey i like your dog, Chash dog. He is Awesome. I have a boxer to. they rock. SO do you.
cashdogg. not chash dog. bad kitty.
Joel and benji are so hot i love those two. I tihn they are some of the sexiest guys ever. No joke I think they are bolth so sexy. I dont think i know. Benji is Awesome he is so random i love it.
i like how both has an l now. that's hot.
dude, please......it can be annoying when you spell cuz like "cos" . makes you sound like your saying coss or somthing. damn
cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos cos. take that, bitch.
mhhmmm. and how exactly is it a joke if we already know?
...what the hell kind of logic is that? explain it to me. i don't understand why you can't know for it to be a joke. logic please.
hey i still have your explaination of how you started this website. i printed it out. guess you can say i did come back. so now 2 people know the WHOLE truth. and i dont hate you for it. (dont need to put this up)
that's nice. see, i don't really care if you tell people. tell the world. knock yourself out.
Yes, Benji's right, they hate me cause Benji hearts me and not them.. LOL But thats ok. Atleast someone loves me.. Luv ya Benji & Joely >_^ *Sashi*
yup. whoo.
haha I predict the day when Joel uses his little dick to penetrate Hilary's virgin hole. I see headlines in two years: "Badboy Joel give Hilary a why not moment!"
were that true, that would actually be a good headline. props, homie.
why are my palms hairy!
are you blind too? and are there piles of dead kittens around you?
i have 73 cents. stick it in bro
cos, you know...computer sex is for the cool kids.
well you seem cool... so you get my number. Call me please? I know the last girl/guy/heshe was expecting sex, AND thought you were Benji, but I know you aren't... nor do I want you. This is my cottage number so I don't care whether you have it. [there was a number here, but as it probably actually was someone's phone number...it's gone] ok no that's not my number i wouldn't give it to ya! lol
doesn't matter. wouldn't have called you anyway.
hehe lol check this out: http://maddox.xmission.com/solitaire.html.. funny shit! I've been the ultimate funny site provider, haven't I? Sincerally yours, website provider chickee
maddox rules the world. that guy's a genius.
If you were trapped inside an abacus as a wooden bead, how would you live out your life?
i would think i'd spend my life being used for math. and i'd think it would be a pretty dismal existence.
ok Mr. Bumbum! Fill in the blanks I'm young and I'm _______ I'm lost and I _____ this, I'm ____ no where fats that's ____ they ______. I'm troublesome I've _____. I'm _____ at my father, it's me against this _____ and I don't ___....
hopeless, know, going, what, say, fallen, angry, world, care. happy now? just for the record, the east coast anthem thing you tried to tell me to fill in the blanks to was totally wrong.
Awesome new blog dude! I love thenew pics and shit u put in the rest of the blogs...
i didn't put them there, but um...thanks.
Ya know, I like it when u update sometimes. Perhaps you have a life like I don't, but the last time you did seems like ages ago. Please update as often as your can, perhaps, daily?
can't daily. i do have a life.
are you jeliouse that all of the other guys have pictures on ther blog now?-Crystal
why would i be jealous? i don't care.
yea you can really sound like him, yet other times i think your tryin a bit to hard there
see, the thing is, i don't try. used to. don't anymore. pointless.
Holy Shit! Wow! I came back here after being gone for a week and you had already updated several times! WITHOUT ME! *cries* lol jk. So what's been cracklin? Notta lotta here... just writting a lot. ^_^ Eep! I cant wait for the new GC CD to come out.. suppossed to be Oct 5, right? Yeah, Imma have my daddy gimme it right when it comes out... BDAY! WHOO! Anyhoodles. Just wanted to say hi and remind you that I love you more than everybody else on this site (more than Sashi loves Joel. LOL) Later DAyz! -*Mad Love-* Trist
oh, that's right, you're birthday's the 9th. whoo. groovy.
yay I'm going 2 Warped Tour! hope 2 see you there. How do I find your signing or meet you?
since this is way late, you've probably already been and this is pointless, but oh well. go check by the merch tent and if we're doing a signing there should be something posted somewhere there about when it is and scheisse.
Junga boogie.. break it down now jungle boogie!
score!
why da hell does joel spit so much & grab his dick alot 2?
you collect a lot of spit in your mouth when you're singing and you can't always swallow it or whatever, so he spit. as for the penis grabbing...he just wants to make sure it didn't fall off between songs.
for the girl that said omg omg u arent benji.. cause u didnt ring her or anything.. maybe if you had of read the disclaimer u wouldnt have been stupid enuff to give ur number out to someone u didnt know fuctard..*aimz*
dumb fuck, that one. and congratulations, this was the 42nd question in my inbox. you get a prize.
Hey Benj, I keep imagining this stupid thing that youre watching cartoons in only youre boxers eating cereal and sitting beside Cashdog. Joel is sitting on an oter chair watching it with u and suddenly u fart and Joel looks at u and u look at Cash and say CASHDOGG???
...raaaandom.
Jc Chasez is one of the crappiest artists ever, eh? He's such a sellout
and he has a mullet.
Hey gt www.zombo.com.. turn on your speakers.. lol have fun! (I'm also the person who posted that Yatta and bigbadchinese mama thing lol)
that is SO hardcore. you want a cool website, go to http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html that shit owns my soul.
go fuck your donkee's twat you gay fag!
i own a donkey, i swear. and don't you think gay fag is slightly redundant?
worst spelling of "rock" you've come across? I mean, c'mon NO ONE would be caugth dead spelling rock , well er "rock"... rawk rox roc rok rowk rawks rawz... bla blab bla
rawk bugs the shit outta me.
Fill in the freakin balnks you fucktard!
get your fucking lyrics right you fuckwit!
Why did you say that Korn sucks (which I admit is true) and then you said you were more popular than Korn. Why is that important. Gosh benji, sometimes you can be such an arrogant asshole. If you don't post this, I'll know why.
yup. arrogant asshole. that's me.
Oh you wanna rape Hilary's virgin ass don't you Benji? I knwo you do.
oh yes. right now.
Lol that cookie thingy that person posted should be a mascot. That's frekain awesome!
isn't it though? it made me feel all squishy inside.
With all you rolls of chunks, how you ever find your dick so you can stonke it hard? I know you do.. eventually.. it's like Lord of The Dicks! Follow thorugh the tretcherous journey until you reach the one dick. Strokimg pleasure for you, won't youBenji? eh? eh?
hm...good question. wanna know something special? you're an asshole! fuck yourself and die.
On the MTV message board these ppl were saying you're going out with Ronald McDonald. I said "how the fuck is that possible?" and they said there were pictures of you and the guy who plays Ronald in the Mickey D commericials. Photos from Star magazine showed you and him talking and walking along the beach. wtf? I can't post the pics right now b/c scanner's broken but if you buy the latest Star issue it will be there on page 32. Dear god please Benji don't let yourself go like this!
except, you know...not.
worst question you've ever gotten?
probably the one before this.
Remember: Posting a hot pic of Joel on his blog = sexual favours ha.. not.
what the hell?
wow I'm stupid, hey I say it again (damn I stupid, I forgot to post the site)! http://groups.msn.com/AntiGoodCharlotteTowers/joelnonce.msnw.. yes check it out, perhaps it will demistify your denial of Joel not being a dirty thug pedofile who likes to fondle Hilary's preteen boobies
cos...16 is preteen. really. it is. considering that page is on an anti gc website, i'ma go with...uh...not looking at it cos i really don't care.
I believe that you are a girl or a homosexual male, because hetero guys do not say dahling, hun and sweetie. Props to me! I feel special!
pshh, they totally do.
Benji meant hanging out with Joel all day makes you horny! Duh! Sheesh, do I have to answer all your stupid "whos sasha, what does ask sasha mean" Dude! Think !!! I'ma Joel's girlfriend! Thats what "ask Sasha" means! sheesh. I'm sorry you get such retarded questions Benj.. ttul benj *Sasha*
not your fault these people suck like no other.
<> you know ironically it would be easier to answer it to me rather endure my inquiry of it..... just a thought
probably, but seeing as how i don't even remember what the question was...uh...no.
and that, my tiny chums, is all. i'm off to find some brownies or something.
later, kiddies.
~benjmeister
benji wrote @ 3:23 PM ||
Seriouly, kid, whoever's sending me a bunch of shit right now, fuck off. That's really fucking obnoxious and not much insentive to actually make a real update.
benji wrote @ 3:45 PM ||
I am cool. You get an update.
hehe Benji poser (lol I am aware of the disclaimer, I'm not mockiing you)... lol at least you're not taking advantage of kids that send u phone numbers, addresses, etc... because that's palin wrong.. or are you?
no, i get the feeling that since these people are stupid enough to send me their phone numbers and stuff, trying to hold a decent conversation would fail. badly.
if jack got stuck up a tree, would you help jackoff?
sure, why not. except it apparently makes you go blind...and making other people blind isn't too nice. but then it wouldn't really be jacking off...would it. so...er...
Hi your cool & I like Rancid too.& why does everybody hate Sasha!!!!!
because i heart sasha and don't heart them.
hey benji-like person... hows it going? I was just wondering... why do you put up with this?? I mean, we are so annoying... why do you even answer our questions?? mwahahahaha
half the time i have nothing better to do with my free time and it amuses me.
I don't like it when u don't update.....
i don't like when you complain to me about my lack of updating.
lol Billy seriously doesn't know wah the temr "how many licks to the tongue" means?...... O_o...............wow someone's dumb.....
considering that doesn't make any sense....i'd say you're the dumb one here, hun.
Wow, you're a fucking moron.
and you're pointing this out...why exactly?
C'mon how much money is it gonna be to get you up my ass? 10 cents, 15 cents.. dare I say it... 24 cents!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? I can't afford these fancy prostitute rates, Benji. Ok. fine...I'll pay ya.... 65 cents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (big spender, rane't I?)
rane't. that word makes me happy inside. anywho...i forget how much i said last time....72 cents? bleh.
person who said the bumbum remark: ummmm sorry I meant fast not fat.. oops
...all right?
well my keyboard's being a skank at the moment so i'm thinking this is all you're getting in the update department at the moment. maybe i'll come back later...
yeah. later kids.
~benj
benji wrote @ 10:43 AM ||
Hey, Benji its Lezlie AGAIN I really am sorry 4 wasting u'r time the only reason I write so many questions is because I seriously have no friends and I haven't a family that cares about me/ my dad is always drunk and running off with other women while my mom exspresses her anger at him by throwing things at my brother and I so really u'r site 4 a while made me feel better with the raw humor u used! and the whole dumb Q's about loving Sasha and not me was a joke because honestly I don't care I guess I just wanted someone 2 say they cared about me even if it wasn't true! but anyway I won't send u any more Q's because in a week or so I won't be alive to type. SO when u'r time comes and u'r at the pearly gates look down and say hi to the burning nobody in hellI keep an eye out 4 ya and until then I look 4ward 2 seeing u P.S. Don't respond 2 this as hurry up and kill urself faster b/c three people already told me that and I needn't hear it again /from the annoying kid/
aww, dude, i was kidding. i'm sure there are people who care about you, and if i got to know you i'd probably be a lot nicer. it's fine if you write me questions and stuff, i don't mind, it's just when you do like six or seven in a row, it's a little excessive. so don't kill yourself, don't take things i say really personally or anything, and don't let crappy people get you down. *hugs* sorry for being an ass.
benji wrote @ 5:24 PM ||
"hanging out with joel all day, man. it does thing to you. ask sasha.".... wtf does ask sasha mean? I mean i tried to hink of potential implied situations, but c'mon that was horrible.
what do you think ask sasha means? it means ask sasha. good gravy you people are slow.
fun fun fun 'till your family takes your tv awaayyyyyyyyy!
umm...i believe it's "fun, fun, fun til your daddy takes the t-bird away"...
<<>> um, I believe that you are the asshole. That question askedc was answered in the same new update. How the hell was I supposed to know the answer if you only posted it AFTER I asked? You're the one w/ issues,k?
i am an asshole. i know this. this is not new information. however, i have said stuff about that in some earlier entry. do you know how annoying it is having to answer the same fuckin questions over and over again?
fill in the blank: Walkin on the streets of ___ the east coats' where I ____ I say ____________ what's withthis ______ of ____. fun fun
umm...you may wanna work on getting your lyrics right before sending them to me...
"my Joel bunny" ... lol Joel is soo cute isn't he? i wish he was mine. lol that made me think of him dressed up in a big fuffy pink bunny suit. Wish i had a pic of that!
don't we all?
Can u send me a link with idiot son of an asshole? lol I
not right now...i'll find that for you at some point though.
I hate to admit it, but I really do think Joel had a fling with Hilary. Don't get me wrong, i honestly don't care, but why did a national musci channel (Much music) say that they were caught making out? It disappoints me, but I'm glad he moved on. Did you see the pictures Benji? I'll post it in my next post jus a sec.... from @LLe
think what you want, it doesn't mean it's true though. do you believe everything you hear on much music? why wouldn't they make crap up? and i dunno, depends on what picures you're talking about.
I like to believe this really is benji... I c'mon who knows? It's not like if you really were Benji you would admit it b/c of all th4 stupider comments and hackers that would be attracted to this.. Hmmm I like to pretend it is... b/c who knows? You really might be Benji! yaya! That made my day.
lol believe whatever you wanna believe hun.
After getting all these offers for free cookies, how many have you ACTUALLY gotten? And if it's bellow 2, check this picture of a cookie out. Does it look yummy? It should be your new mascot. http://www.customcharacters.com/photos/Cookie.jpg (mascot for your website lol Mr.Cookie)
oh hells yeah! that is fuckin awesome! that's SO gonna be the new mascot.
Hey can IIII have that phone number that chick sent u? *Gets out whip and chains* - Markie
as funny as that would be, i'm not quite that mean yet.
"do you have any idea how tempted i was to leave that phone number up here just to spite you? do you have any idea how many phone calls you would probably get? " sooo.... is that a yes? C'mon call. Call. call!!!!!!!!
no, that's a you're an idiot for sending random people your phone number.
What do I have to do to have my question posted? Give you my #? Send you tease pics? too bad, b/c I'm not. Hahaahaha.
ask a question that's not stupid and/or annoying and i'll probably post it.
Why didn't you gt the MMVA's with Joel? (I know Joel said it was b/c u guys were wokring on thr record.. but he's the lead singer so why wasn't he too?)?? thnx hit be back - Sexxie Lexxie
joel doesn't need to be there the whole time...we don't record together. you lay down separate tracks for each instrument. and joel just sleeps in the studio most of the time anyway.
IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Feel so alive!
good for you. have an oreo.
Benj do you toke it ^? b/c @ the last Warped Tour you smelled strongly of it......
everyone smells like weed at warped tour, dude. if you're backstage at all, you'll probably end up smelling like it.
"no one. because you, child, are annoying." that's what I was thinking. Can anyone say attention whore?
hahaha.
why is your e-mail xBenjiChuckx???
just to confuse you.
omg! I can't beleve ur like dating Rnaold MCDonald. That is so crazy. U r like so stupd Benji!
you're calling me stupid when you just said i'm dating ronald mcdonald? what the hell?
why don't you answer every question? Are you afraid that you can't accomplish a witty comeback? eh? EH? If this isn't answered in the next update I'm gonna assume that's the reason. Dear god this sint' gonna be answered to, is it?
*sigh* because it would take forever to answer every question. and i get a lot of repeat questions. and completely idiotic crap. and phone numbers and screen names that i will most likely never take advantage of having. i answer the things that are real questions, stuff that amuses me, and the REALLY stupid shit that other people will probably like making fun of too. so whatever, chill out, you most likely wouldn't wanna see a lot of the stuff i get anyway.
don't hissy on me missy. You r freakin prissy. To your dingdong I'd get kissy but chur too much of a baby sissy. Holla back 2 ma raps u friggin wigga dats all up ma rap and dissy, cuz u be wipin ma floors when I'm rich like 50 and u'll be all pissy. - Aren
.......that has got to be the shittiest rap i have ever seen. aside maybe from that thing joel wrote a while back that we wouldn't let him stick on the record. *shudder* for all the ghetto children like me...that was awful.
"what are you talking about 'came out about likeing rancid', none of us has ever denied liking rancid..." lol I'm sorry I meant wehn you became recognized artists (people actually knew you existed) you mentioned that... so I'll recap. elementary chords+ substanceless message = crappy. Question: So why do you like them?
do you by any chance like the distillers? and just for the record, matt freeman is an awesome bassist.
YAY!! im still coming to the wedding. anyways i was just passing by the internet neighboyr hood and i thought id say hello so HELLO!! ok im outty.. *love aimz*
score.
your sooooo cool when youre mean 2 peeps, your always cool!!!!! out of all the GC t-shirts witch one is your fav.?(don`t worry i`ll know witch one you talking about)
personally i like the one with the lowrider bike on it.
omg! ur not Benji! And to think I gave you my number! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hey everyone this ISN'T Benji!.. omg omg omg you all need to leave this site.. NOW!!!
hahahaha, you're stupid. if you gave me your number and i haven' called it by now, chances are i won't ever. and considering i've only gotten one number from here in the last four months, i'll assume yours was it. in which case, i deleted it and you have nothing to worry about. so for future reference, don't give your phone numbers to people over the internet, kids. not a good plan.
that's all for now. later children.
~benji
benji wrote @ 2:54 PM ||
damn, it's been less than a week and i'm already get "OMG! update, you whore!" question things. chill dudes. i'm a busy guy, i'll update when i can. and just because i'm a nice little boy, i'ma answer some questions now. do you people realize that i have gotten over a hundred questions in five days? please limit yourselves to maybe...like...one or two a day. cos...that's a lot to go through. anywhoopers, onto the...shit.
wtf is up with joel and hilary duff?! isnt she like a little 16 year old
how many times do i have to say this?! there is nothing up with joel and hilary duff, would you PLEASE just let. it. go! MOVE ON!
why does GC have to SUCK singin live?
because i hate you. you, personally. we SUCK just to spite you. and you alone.
do you love me?
sure we can go with that.
What's your opinion on the group Enya?
isn't enya just one chick? not a group, is it? anyway, i'm not really into that new agey stuff...sooo...
do you answer every question?
nope.
oh c'mon update I'll give you a cookie....
...i demand my cookie. give it. now. i want it.
why aren't there any pics of Joel, Billy, Paul and Chris in their blogs? Selifsh lil cunt eh?
fuckin a, people! read back a few entries before asking me shit, ok? cos, hi, i believe i said osmething about that a little while ago.
Message to "Aren": You suck donkee balls and can't rap for shit. Srry jus had 2 b said
yes it did. thank you.
during Edgefest u said that u loved all the skanky Canadians. Oooooh I feel special.. no.. i don't.. *cries in corner*
not all canadians are skanky, i just happen to love the skanky ones. *cough* i mean...don't cry. dance! and have cookies.
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 BLASTOFF o shit it didn't work!... DID IT?
try jamming a firecracker up your ass. maybe that'll work.
I don't feel good will you make me feel better %LEZLIE%
was conidering being nice to you...but then i realized from the many many many quetions in a row that you sent me, that you're a little insane. so...um...no.
Okay so i can't spell mirrow,futere, and tommoro I spelleded it wrongs this time becuz it aggravatez ya and I'm partiallly stupid.. Did ya also know that it's hard to read all ya typed when ur fat head is in da way and ya only have so much room so technically ur the dumbass! DON'T try to corecct my spellin again! It's absalutely hopeless! This time I'll overlook the dumbass thing and still be ur freind *LEZLIE*
just cos you told me not to...spelled, wrong, because, aggravates, you, partially, the, you're, correct, spelling, absolutely, your, friend. don't be stupid.
i stole the stars around the name thing from Sasha Haha I'm so bad *Lezlie*
...good job. i love how you guys have been trying to be like sasha. acting like her probably won't get you wanted attention. however, i find it really funny, so if you're lucky, i might make fun of you for it.
hey, benji or whoever ya are tell me where i can get your email *Lezlie*
the window that pops up when you submit questions.
U luff Sasha and Trist!!!! BUT WHO THE HELL IS GONNA GIVE A DAMN ABOUT LEZLIE???!!! NO REALLY I'M HURT..... DEEP DOWN INSIDE
no one. because you, child, are annoying.
Benji i'm real sorry 'bout some Q's I sent ya I guess they were pretty mean, but me a dumbass *sniffles* that was cold.... Forgive me it was all in the spirit of good fun... no really
is this lezlie again? jebus, girl, you need something to do in your free time besides sending me...at least six questions in a row. excessive to the max.
Do you ever use the gc message board? Can I have your screen name?
yes. and no.
<> *falls of chair*
i'm such a nice person.
hey hey big boy(referring to your pensi that is, that is).. saw u had a boner @ Edegefest... lol a little aroused there aren't we?
hanging out with joel all day, man. it does thing to you. ask sasha.
lol majortiy of these question involve cheesy booty calls... o_O
i know, isn't it sad? don't you wanna hit them?
ur right.. lol telling you suck really isn't a quick fix motivation lol here's a cookie.. forgive?
yesh. thank you dahling.
If you can go out with ANYONE in the world,who would it be and why?
my joel bunny. just because. look at him.
ur very hot and sexy Benji. Call me
do you have any idea how tempted i was to leave that phone number up here just to spite you? do you have any idea how many phone calls you would probably get?
'ello mista mo!
yo.
Hye gt www.bigbadchinesemama.com ( I swear it's just jokes lol)
holy shit. i'm afraid.
Ruba-dub-dub three men in a tub.. u and Joel and (insert your other sex slave here)
heh. heh. heh.
Do you like to rock the casba?
oh yes. all the time.
when did you have your first kiss, and makeout session?
last tuesday, and saturday afternoon.
apparently your big fat weight issue isn't important enough to be responded to, eh?
nope. fuck you.
Benji will you marry me? If not ask your brother Joel..............or Paul
no. and i can assure you, asking joel will be pointless. sasha. and me. might try paul though. but i doubt he'll say yes either. cos...you're a creepy person...who asks people to marry them over the internet? lame.
Do you have a band? A good band? didn't think so. So, instead of getting better to earn those tag along crackwhores.. how 'bout u try: Blow Up Slut! With 5 fun settings including "Blow Job", "Spank Me Hard" and "OoOoOoOh i wanna orgasm!" you can have as much fun as you want! But the fun doesn't stop there! if you call within the next 20 mintues, you'll get a free Wet Tshirt Contest video! She hot naked college girls at a slumber party that goes bad after we brought in the hose! Call now for your Blow Up Slut and free Wet Tshirt Contest video now! Call 555-GET-A-REAL-GIRL-U-SICKO-AND-UR-BRO-SHOULD-TOO-INSTEAD-OF-HITTING-ON-CHILDREN..
why exactly are you wasting valuable time you could be spending, i dunno...shutting your head in the oven telling me I suck? do i care about your opinion? no. will i ever knowingly talk to you again? probably not. are you fuckin feeb? yes. now, please, do us all a favor and down a bottle of pinesol.
Fave music channel? (ie Much Music, MTV, FUSE, MTV2.. whatever)
fuse.
when did you start this site?
last june.
ahh I spilled soup on my keyboard1 what should i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????
clean it off?
Is Billy really engaged? I would ask him but seeing as he isn't updating, I'll ask u. (oh and hint hint update Joel, Paul, Billy and Chris's blogs a lil more pwease?)
yeah, he is. i'll work on that one...
If you had to date one (I'm sorry Benji, but Joel's not an option), who would you date: Ricki Martin or William Hung?
...that is NOT cool. I dunno...shit...william hung just because ricky martin freaks me out.
What's you're opinion on pres. bush? *Alle*
he sucks ass. you should all download "idiot son of an asshole" by nofx.
r u a virgin? (no for real.. not this *oh wouldn't u like to no, implying your "relationship with Joel" bs*) thnx.
let's take a brief moment to learn about something called 'inference', shall we? inference is the act or process of deriving a conclusion from facts or premises. so based on the information stated in your question (i.e.:implying your "relationship with Joel") what can we infer about that state of my virginity?
can u send me a pic of Jeannie? i wanna see what th bitch looks like..(well dont' send me one, just post it I mean)...
she and joel aren't together anymore...why o you want a picture of her?
favroutie band of all time?
tim an lars are my heroes.
lol a lot of sex related questions.. u'd think there would be more to you than a cute face, hot ass and .. *drools*
you would think so, but...oh, there's not.
haha that update.. NO! thing was friggin hilarious
thank you *bows*
dude ur band sucks... and not in a good way, I'm talking about as good as ur granny's blow jobs could possible get *shudders*
now, do you know from personal experience how my grandmother's blowjobs are? cos if you do...you may wanna look into some therapy...
well since there are fifty states.. and LESS than half enforce 16, there basically 50/50 chance (I'll be nice, I'll give u that extra two states and call it even)... fair? Here lets all sing Kumbya (spelling?) around the ol' campfire and forget our worries.
keep in mind that not all the states on that website listed their age of consent, so for all you know, the six or seven on there that didn't list anything allow 16 year olds to fuck like bunnies. but yes. it doesn't really matter considering my brother isn't banging anyone underage. so yes. graham crackers for all. except the kid drinking pinesol, cos that person sucks ass.
I'm sorry when u gusy came out and mentioned the fact that u liked Rancid, I couldn't believe it. No offense, but only deaf people and insae people could NOT hate Rancid. They suck. The chords are elementary, and the messages have no philisophical values. Ya migth wanna check that over....
what are you talking about 'came out about likeing rancid', none of us has ever denied liking rancid...
Is sasha ur friend? b/c I think I know her.. blond hair? blink 182 patch on ur backpack? *Leelee*
yes, she is. no, she's not blonde. you probably don't know her.
how many real Warped Tours have u gone to? (I mean 4 real, *Benji*.. lol please don't bombard me with "disclaimer, ur not cool", lol I think people who don't read the disclaimer are iditos.. but anways)???
three. and snaps to you for reading disclaimers.
i know that perhaps you're too busy bangin joel but can u tell the boy to update? I feel as if my precious time spent making my crappy questions is put to waste.. :(
he bit me last time i told him to update...so...i'm not gonna risk that one again. he'll probably update soon though.
ur shit always make me laugh.. especially the way you dryly insult stupid morons... lol
great fun, i'n't it?
"you need a couple 'you don't know me!'s in there and maybe an 'i do what i want!' and you're good to go." haha lol that made me chuckle in ways I hope no one will ever hear (well, no it didn't, but it made me lmao all the same)! lol I come from a white trash part of a very cool city.. *is all I'll say*... lol there's so many fat ugly bitches who think there all ghetto b/c they wear tight tube tops... dear god they gotta put those chunks away.... "u don't know me girlfriend" is most of their vocabulary... lol friggin funny soo true..
agh. i pity you. i take it's like a candidates for jerry springer goldmine out there? that's a burn. white trash + tube tops = a very very scarring visual.
Am i still gunna be the ring boy or ring thing.. lol at ur a joels wedding? *love Aimz*
of course. ^_^
Hey Benji, This isn't really a "question".. but! I just want to tell you it's fine to commit Twincest with Joel... it's okay for you to think the way you do about Joel and Tony... it's perfectly normal and most of us love it... But.. you gotta let Sasha have Joel sometimes. Talk to ya' later, love. *-Mad Love- Trist*
pssh, sasha has to let ME have joely sometimes, man. but i suppose i got tony, so das ist alles gut.
welp, that's all i'm doing for now. it's friggin hot in here and i am in need of some air conditioning, so tata my lovelies.
~benj
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